ephemeralvibes:

i’m really tired of freaking out over money and school and stuff and i’m tired of being sad and i’m tired of looking and feeling like a little girl and sometimes i just wish a car would hit me on the way home so i don’t have to deal with anything anymore

theniamsextapes:

mollyiswideawake:

Is “Bitch I might be” tumblr’s thing of the week then

bitch it might be

homosassy:

the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am

mychemcalromance:

okaydoke:

if you should be studying and you know it clap your hands

[agressively claps]

deluminator:

my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’ 

in sickness and in health, season premieres and finales

h3rmitsunited:

belbet:

kimjongthrilla:

logicadinfinitum:

so ijust realised something

plastic donasours, right

plastic is made of oil

which comed from

DINOSAIRS

plastic dinosaurs are made of irl dinosaurs

i…

science has definitely come too far

how did you manage to spell dinosaurs differently 3 times

ibeggedformercytwice:

dontgigglesherlock:

bagelbutts:

I threw a wish in the well

Don’t ask me I’ll never tell

I looked to you as it fell

And suddenly this song became the scariest song in the world

I gave you my number. I thought you might call. 

(Source: laufeysonodinson)